Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Chandler on Ross's Love Life

Chandler: [to Ross] You've slept with someone three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean, bullets have left guns slower.

Chandler: [to Ross] You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.

Chandler: Ross, just for my own peace of mind — you're not married to any more of us, are you?

Ross: We were on a break!
Chandler: Oh, my God! If you say that one more time, I'm going to break up with you!

Chandler: [to Ross] Three failed marriages, two illegitimate children... The personal ad writes itself.

[to Ross when he can't decide between Rachel and Julie] Oh, I know. This must be so hard. "Oh, no! Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!"


  1. I'm just taking a guess here: looks like you like to watch friends occassionally.

  2. haha.. yes.. as long as occasionally means daily :)